Drink Nottingham
If you're like Itchy and believe that happy hour is the most important meal of the day, then get down to Dogma (9 Byard Lane, 0115 988 6830) where they have three happy hours daily – lucky us. House wine is a mere £6 and with offers on beer and cocktails, there's no better place to de-stress after a long day. For a long happy hour (stretching form 5pm–9pm), The Bodega Social (23 Pelham Street, 0115 950 5078) has specials on beers (£1.80 a pint), spirits and mixers (£2.80 doubles) and house wines (£6). And if you think £6 for a bottle of wine is unbelievably good value, then you won't believe your eyes at The Nag's Head (140 Mansfield Road, 0115 950 6754), which offers bottles of house red and white for £5.95, between 4pm and 7pm daily. Yes, that's daily.
Top five cocktails
All at Baltimore Exchange
Sloe Comfortable Screw With a Kiss – You wish.
Slippery Nipple – Easy to get your tongue around, it's Sambuca, strawberry liqueur and Baileys.
S.I.T.B – Stands for 'Sex in the Biatch'. Not sure why
Brain Haemorrhage – Archers, Grenadine and Baileys.
Pure Filth – The scariest on the menu. In their own words, 'a dirty, filthy, disgusting, vile, vomit-inducing drink', and all for £2.95.

