The Gower, Swansea

Itchy's always been in favour of nudism, provided of course the participants are all young and attractive. These particular golden sands are not renowned for full frontal nudity, but if you're thus inclined you could always try it and see how it goes down. This is the type of place where happy, romantic Sheilas and Bobs go for a walk with Rover the dog and maybe a ruddy-looking child with tousled hair in tow. It's all very domestic, and not the sort of place that Itchy generally fits into. At the Mumbles (this is not referring to how the people round about there talk) you may be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Catherine Zeta Jones. Check out the OAPs trying it on with her - one of them may well be her husband.

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