Iota

Expect to need to sell a kidney to buy a drink in this swanky new bar. Formerly Moloko, it's undergone the most expensive of face–lifts, and these days attracts an exotic clientele of businessmen, gold diggers and wannabe celebs. Huge red arty furniture, wacky light fittings and an awful lot of steel; this place puts the apathetic masses whose idea of stylish interior decorating is a trip to Ikea to shame. Unless you've knocked off the NatWest, have just received an extremely large inheritance payout or won on all of your premium bonds, best to give this place a sensible miss.

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