Ramon's

You can smell this place a mile off; stinky builders with sexy tenpenny slot arse cracks on display and mountains of fried curry/chips/eggs are the key ingredients in the success of this greasy spoon. Ramon's is only good for one thing and that's a big fat hangover brekkie. Grab a bite here and the nauseating yet strangely wholesome stench will cleanly wipe away any memories of your criminal alcohol consumption the night before. If you're not looking to put on five stone, you could head to Tesco next door for a modest BLT, but it won't make a man/woman of you.

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