TGI Friday's

Do not make a reservation for a special occasion. You'll be doomed to suffer over–excited 'American' waiters all night. Said waiters will warble at you whilst you stand on your chair in one of the most humiliating experiences of your life. Unless you're drunk; then you might impale yourself on the sparklers fizzling out of your banana split and end your birthday with a 1066–style injury. The portions are vast, so best not eat the week before and book early for the weekend, or enjoy a long stint at the bar.

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