Old Orleans

A tackier version of TGI Friday's. Yes, implausible we know, but true nonetheless. Mediocre American–style chow, tacky staff uniforms and rowdy tables are pretty much the order of the day here. It's only acceptable to visit if you're a) with a big group of mates b) a teenager and it's your birthday or c) wanting a burger but aren't quite chav enough to do Maccy D's. The decent choice of cocktails perk things up a little, but basically act as a push–up bra on a saggy tit of a plate.

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