Life

Ah, how the chavs flock to the sordid pleasures of Life. Ladies, don your tight, ill-fitting mini dresses, white stilettos and straighter-than-straight hair extensions that look and feel as though they ought to be hanging from a horse's arse; gents, if we can't see your 'tribal' tattoos through your short-sleeved white shirt then we're afraid it's no entry for you. If the cheesy commercial dance doesn't have you running for the door then the lecherous 'older' men almost certainly will. Once a trendy pre-Risa hang out, Life is now one to most definitely avoid. Head up the road to The Hayes to escape.

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